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In a dramatic turn of events that has set social media ablaze, Roseanne Barr has reportedly kicked George Clooney off her new television show, citing his “woke” politics as the primary reason. The move has sparked widespread debate and controversy, reflecting the deep divisions in contemporary American culture.   Roseanne Barr and George Clooney are […]

In what may go down as one of the most dramatic media shake-ups of the year, ABC has reportedly lost almost 1 million subscribers overnight. The reason? One tweet from tech mogul Elon Musk, who, after witnessing what he described as “blatant bias” during ABC’s recent presidential debate coverage, called for a full-blown boycott of […]

In a stunning turn of events, NBA legend and business mogul Shaquille O’Neal has reportedly expelled Hollywood superstar George Clooney from one of his restaurants, issuing a lifetime ban. The incident, which has since gone viral, ended with Shaq allegedly telling Clooney, “Keep your wokeness out.” The confrontation occurred at one of Shaq’s Big Chicken […]

Tempo Music Investments, which owns a share of the copyright for Bruno Mars’ hit song, “When I Was Your Man”, filed a lawsuit on Monday against Miley Cyrus’ “Flowers” stating “the melodic pitch design and sequence of the verse, the connecting bass-line, certain bars of the chorus, certain theatrical music elements, lyric elements, and specific chord […]

In a shocking and self-assured move, Hollywood superstar Mark Wahlberg has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney to star in its latest blockbuster project, citing a staunch refusal to be associated with the company’s growing “wokeness.” “I’m done. No chance I’ll work with them again. I don’t need that wokeness in my life,” […]